HEDWIG’S DEAD NOW. THANKS FOR BRINGING THAT BACK.
yeah actually when I went to my eye doctor I tried some contact lenses on and I looked pretty bitchin in them (I mean, I am Harry Potter of course) and then my doctor looked at me and he said THEY’RE NOT FOR EVERYONE. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK MAN? SO I GUESS NOW I’M FUCKING UGLY OR SOMETHING. GREAT.
MY FATHER WAS A BRILLIANT MAN. AND DON’T TELL ME I NEVER REALLY KNEW HIM BECAUSE WE WERE LIKE BEST FUCKING FRIENDS WHEN I WAS ONE AND BEFORE HE DIED SO I KNOW FIRST HAND THAT HE WAS THE RADDEST BITCH IN TOWN ALL RIGHT?
The souls of small ginger children.
You’re quite the observant grey face. I do hope you’re not implying anything fucking DISGUSTING because then I’d be quite annoyed.
Impossible. I have this inbred instinct to always shampoo my hair, which I couldn’t have gotten from Snape. HE WISHES HE HAD MY HYGIENE.
I would screw her so silly. But I think she’s still mourning that damn Cedric. Even when he’s dead he’s still competition. I HATE THAT GUY.
WHATEVER, MALFOY. I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE GAY FOR ME. I’LL TELL YOUR FATHER MYSELF. HOPEFULLY HE’LL AVADA KEDAVRA YOU WHERE YOU STAND FOR BEING SO DISGUSTING. TAKE THAT, BLONDIE.
Fuck off, Malfoy, I know this is you. Go make out with your house elf. OH WAIT, I FREED HIM. HAHA.