2 years ago on 10 December 2011 @ 1:29am
how's hedwig dealing with your bitchiness?

HEDWIG’S DEAD NOW. THANKS FOR BRINGING THAT BACK.

2 years ago on 10 December 2011 @ 1:29am
Have you ever tried wearing contact lenses?

yeah actually when I went to my eye doctor I tried some contact lenses on and I looked pretty bitchin in them (I mean, I am Harry Potter of course) and then my doctor looked at me and he said THEY’RE NOT FOR EVERYONE. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK MAN? SO I GUESS NOW I’M FUCKING UGLY OR SOMETHING. GREAT.

2 years ago on 10 December 2011 @ 1:27am
So how would you feel if you found out that your father was a twit?

MY FATHER WAS A BRILLIANT MAN. AND DON’T TELL ME I NEVER REALLY KNEW HIM BECAUSE WE WERE LIKE BEST FUCKING FRIENDS WHEN I WAS ONE AND BEFORE HE DIED SO I KNOW FIRST HAND THAT HE WAS THE RADDEST BITCH IN TOWN ALL RIGHT?

3 years ago on 23 August 2011 @ 9:55pm + 1 note
What did you have for breakfast?

The souls of small ginger children.

3 years ago on 23 August 2011 @ 9:54pm
Anonymous
James' patronus was a stag. Lily's patronus was a doe. Your patronus is a stag. Snape's patronus is a doe. I sense a pattern.

You’re quite the observant grey face. I do hope you’re not implying anything fucking DISGUSTING because then I’d be quite annoyed.

3 years ago on 22 August 2011 @ 1:57pm
what would you do if you found out snape was your father?

Impossible. I have this inbred instinct to always shampoo my hair, which I couldn’t have gotten from Snape. HE WISHES HE HAD MY HYGIENE.

3 years ago on 22 August 2011 @ 1:51pm
So how do you feel about Cho Chang?

I would screw her so silly. But I think she’s still mourning that damn Cedric. Even when he’s dead he’s still competition. I HATE THAT GUY.

3 years ago on 22 August 2011 @ 1:50pm
Anonymous
NOBODY SAID THIS WAS MALFOY, POTTER! MY FATHER WON--I mean--HIS FATHER WON'T BE HAPPY WHEN HE HEARS ABOUT THIS!

WHATEVER, MALFOY. I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE GAY FOR ME. I’LL TELL YOUR FATHER MYSELF. HOPEFULLY HE’LL AVADA KEDAVRA YOU WHERE YOU STAND FOR BEING SO DISGUSTING. TAKE THAT, BLONDIE.

3 years ago on 22 August 2011 @ 1:24pm
Anonymous
What would you do if a certain slytherin told you that they liked you? I don't want to say who, because then it would give myself away.

Fuck off, Malfoy, I know this is you. Go make out with your house elf. OH WAIT, I FREED HIM. HAHA.

3 years ago on 22 August 2011 @ 1:18pm
What's your favorite Disney movie?

The one where the main character has no mother. Oh wait…..